Hooray for Narcissism! July 16, 2008
Posted by madkevin in angry old dudes, metal, narcissism, wankery.trackback
Yes, I know it’s only been a week since I debuted a new weekly feature – and I actually do have a lot of new music to talk about, seeing as I’ve seen six live acts in the past seven days – but Shorty and I bought a digital camera so I’m blowing off the night distorting my visage in Photoshop.
OK, here’s the current state of The Kev, in all his overweight and slightly cross-eyed glory. Those of you who have known me for a while will probably remember me looking like this about two decades ago, except I was thin because I smoked constantly and was too poor to eat. If you click on ‘em, they go all big.
I call this one Puffy Kev, because it looks like parts of my face are undergoing some sort of pressure buildup. I assure you that I am not about to explode. It’s just face fat.
The back-of-the-jacket author photo. I look disturbingly (or awesomely, depending on your opinion) like Alan Moore here, except I’m not a practicing wizard. YET.
Death Metal Kev. Taken from the pages of a photocopied Swedish fanzine.
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And finally, Psychedelic Kev. Only suitable under black light viewing.
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